This episode is dedicated to the memory of Nick's Nana. She was the best.

Holmes and Watson are called upon to see why a dude is acting so weird! Quit being weird, guy! Also there's a VERY GOOD DOG and TWO HORSES THAT ARE BROTHERS and, as if you hadn't guessed yet, A MUMMY. We didn't even make any of those up!

We also comparison-shop possibly regional sandwich chains, plan to take drugs for the amusement of others and create some friggin' ambiance up in here.

Free text of this week's story: https://www.dfw-sherlock.org/uploads/3/7/3/8/37380505/1927_april_the_adventure_of_shoscombe_old_place.pdf

Free audio of this week's story: https://librivox.org/the-memoirs-of-sherlock-holmes-by-sir-arthur-conan-doyle-2/

The Final Podblem is cohosted by Nicholas "Cage The Tomato Plant" Cohen and Casey "Anglin' Anglicans" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, follow our twitter @TheFinalPodblem, email us at TheFinalPodblem@gmail.com and find our Patreon at patreon.com/semiautomagic, where you can become a patron to support the show, get early episodes and exclusive content!

Join Oddie as he embarks on one of the most important nights of any young man's life: when he brings his Marshal to dinner to meet his father. AS IS SO OFTEN THE CASE, it goes poorly but MUCH IS LEARNED regarding the LOCAL SPOOKLEPATION and ELDRITCH NONSENSE that lies at the heart of the Benevolent Order of Beaters. Also the line between fatherly protectiveness and PHYSICAL ASSAULT OF A MINOR is blurred even further than the typical 80's standard, an UNUSUALLY HIGH number of firings occur even for this show, and Oddie participates in a little good old-fashion GRAND THEFT CHICKEN.

This episode only, the first ten listeners will be entered into a drawing for a Genuine Imitation Evel Knievel action figure!

Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Dam Zero, Damn Straight" Moore and played by Nigel "The Sexy Goblin Hat-Trick" Collins and Casey "The Great Sanduskys" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

Thony and Casey decided to watch every episode of Hey Arnold! and make a podcast about it. These are their spooky stories.

The Gerald Field Report is created by Thony 'The Hard Milk ' Moore and Casey 'I Got The FOMOOP' Hills. Like all of our shows it can be found at semiautomagicinc.com and at @TheGFReport.

Doreen and Nancy go clubbing and Tomas is a BAD FRIEND right in front of everyone! Squirrel Girl turns to a life of crime and perpetrates an IRON HEIST! The curve factor increases by a staggering NINETY-EIGHT PERCENT!
All of this PLUS: Tippy's extremely upsetting new outfit! EXCITING NEWS from the Squirrel Observatory Network! And does anybody know what old floppy-disk game Andrew is half-remembering?

Squirrel Scouts of America is hosted by Nick "Our Pirate Laureate" Cohen, Andrew "The Gig-Gag" Orsie and Casey "Hunk Factors" Hills, who also edits and produces it. It can be found on semiautomagicinc.com along with the rest of our shows or @Squirrel_Scouts on Twitter!

Holmes and Watson are hired to suss out the source of a stock-sorceeror's spouse's sudden and suspicious skulking and skulduggery in their secluded summer seat, and end up asking the question that all men must face eventually: How much is that monster in the window?

Also, we delve into the Great Horse Factory Explosion of '82, the inevitability of being Nicholas Cohen, and how this story is an instance of Arthur Conan Doyle implementing the Scrappy-Doo Gambit.

We apologize in advance for Casey confusing the Michael Keaton and the Val Kilmer; when asked to defend his actions he threw a smoke bomb to the floor and hid behind a nearby potted plant.

Free e-text of this week's story: https://sherlock-holm.es/stories/pdf/a4/1-sided/yell.pdf
Free audio of this week's story: https://librivox.org/the-memoirs-of-sherlock-holmes-version-2-by-sir-arthur-conan-doyle/

The Final Podblem is cohosted by Nicholas "Oops, All Lasers" Cohen and Casey 'Cause of Death: Horse Factory Explosion' Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, follow our twitter @TheFinalPodblem, email us at TheFinalPodblem@gmail.com and find our Patreon at patreon.com/semiautomagic, where you can become a patron to support the show, get early episodes and exclusive content!