THE VOYAGE INTO THE GLISTENING, KEENING HEART OF THE PLUTONIC TIMBER BEGINS.

HOW will Kitt transverse the Ætheric Coral and rescue his deputy from the lurking menace within?

DID Oddie's Reagan-era public school education cover GHOST ETIQUETTE?

And WHAT, on EARTH OR ELSEWHERE, could possibly induce Katt to BETRAY HIS MASTER AND BEST FRIEND?

Find out this week on this friggin' thing, you know the one!

Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Rover Chauffer" Moore and played by Nigel "Everybody Has Feet" Collins and Casey "*Tips Hat* Ghost Ma'am" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

ODDIE'S MOM HAS GOT IT GOING ON, and by 'it' we mean A POSITION OF POWER IN A SINISTER, CLANDESTINE BAKE-SALE CULT.

HOW can Kitt find his deputy and defeat the PTA without attracting the attention of Social Services and her glaunch of well-meaning KITTNAPPERS?

WHAT exactly is it that calls to Oddie from the depths of the forest, and can he resist its fatal song before the Plutonic Timber claims him ONCE AND FOR ALL?

And WHY do the good cartoons ONLY come on RIGHT when you have to go SAVE THE FRIGGIN' TOWN from POWER-MAD SOCCER MOMS?

Come grab a handful of Beggin' Strips and find out this week on Peculiar Objects!

The spookumtune that lures wee children to their arboreal dooms is "Death's Lament" by Cierra Gooden!

Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Action Translation Montage" Moore and played by Nigel "Vitamin B.A. Baracus" Collins and Casey "Sippin' My Sanka" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

***CONTENT WARNING FOR CHILD HOMELESSNESS***

With the one true Marshal of Spencer's Folly KITTNAPPED BY SOCIAL SERVICES, it's up to Oddie and Katt to rescue him from the clutches of WELL-MEANING SERVANTS OF AN INHERENTLY BROKEN SYSTEM.

CAN Deputy and Dog extricate their best pal and master from the most secure Econoline a government travel per diem can afford before Kitt is lost in the system LIKE SO MANY STOOP KIDS?

HOW can the boys ever be safe in their town again, knowing now that the PTA and the Children of the Black Sign are ONE AND THE SAME?

And WHAT does Thony have against flatsnacks, which EVERYONE KNOWS are the most space-efficient comestible for the peckish lawman on the go? THERE'S JUST ONE WAY TO FIND OUT, CITIZENS!

Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Dog of Kings, King of Dogs" Moore and played by Nigel "What A Deputy Does" Collins and Casey "100% What's Supposed To Be Happening" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

At LONG LAST, the showdown with the PTA is at hand!

HOW will Oddie and Kitt convince the most powerful people in town to take the threat lurking in the heart of the Plutonic Timber seriously?

WHO is the President of the PTA, and what stake do they have in KEEPING OUR FAVORITE BOY-SLEUTHS SILENT?

And WHAT do these AGENTS FROM A VAGUE, YET MENACING GOVERNMENT AGENCY want with Kitt Russell, JUNIOR LAWMAN?

The answers to these and also a recipe for homemade Cinnamon Toast Crunch coffee creamer await within!

Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "The Cinnamon Toastvinci Code" Moore and played by Nigel "I Don't Need This Cryptic Crap" Collins and Casey "Kombucha, If I May" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

HOW does the PTA exert such an iron grip over the sleepy hamlet of Spencer’s Folly without so much as breaking a pressed-on nail?

WHY does everyone in town seem to think it would be best for all involved if the search for wee missing Carly Figueroa were abandoned?

WHAT DO a Marshall, Deputy and Dogputy need for breakfast to start their mornings right, AND WHY CAN THEY ONLY HAVE IT WHEN THE BEES ARE ASLEEP?

The answers to these and more with a LITTLE UNEXPECTED HELP from the Mean Girls Wiki, this week on Peculiar Objects, sponsored this episode by Dick Van Patten's Hobo Chili For Dogs!

Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Two Boxes Of Plot Donuts" Moore and played by Nigel "The Daredevil's Way" Collins and Casey "Strudel Spit-Take" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

CW: This episode contains a depiction of verbal spousal abuse that some listeners may find upsetting.

Filled with chicken and investigative spirit, Oddie and Kitt set off to confront the true power holding Spencer's Folly in its manicured grip: The PTA.

CAN your favorite boy sleuths stand up to the most influential organization in town, ONE EVEN MORE POWERFUL THAN THE ONE THAT HAS A COOL CLUBHOUSE WITH CHICKEN AND BILLIARDS?

WHAT is the connection between the Parental Township Authority and the children that vanish from town with EVER-INCREASING FREQUENCY?

WILL Oddie's Golden Girls-themed poems make the finals in the school paper's submission contest, AND THAT LUNCH WITH ESTELLE GETTY AND BURT REYNOLDS FINALLY BE HIS?

All this and a special celebrity guest stops by to give us home maintenance tips, this week on Peculiar Objects!

Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Why Did It Have To Be Dinosaurs" Moore and played by Nigel "Sic Semper Tasty" Collins and Casey "Only Found Three Potential Episode Titles This Week" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

The day has come! All of this NONSENSE with Oddie and Kitt pays off AT LAST, and we meet the TRUE HERO of our tale: JEFF WHO WORKS AT THE VIDEO STORE.

We know, FINALLY, right?

WHO are the true powers that rule over Spencer's Folly? WHAT really happened that night on Moosewood Boulevard? And HOW MUCH is the late fee going to be if Oddie doesn't return Free Fail Points before noon on the due date? THE ANSWERS TO SOME OF THESE and also Oddie crafts a gift from his father into a weapon that would CERTAINLY get him pulled out of line by the TSA on this week's episode!

Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Thanks, Patriarchy" Moore and played by Nigel "Book Fulla Gobbledygook" Collins and Casey "Water-Based Rivers, Water-Based Worlds" Hills, who also edits and produces it, and this episode we're joined by Max "The Four Corners of Spook Central" Matta! Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

Join Oddie as he embarks on one of the most important nights of any young man's life: when he brings his Marshal to dinner to meet his father. AS IS SO OFTEN THE CASE, it goes poorly but MUCH IS LEARNED regarding the LOCAL SPOOKLEPATION and ELDRITCH NONSENSE that lies at the heart of the Benevolent Order of Beaters. Also the line between fatherly protectiveness and PHYSICAL ASSAULT OF A MINOR is blurred even further than the typical 80's standard, an UNUSUALLY HIGH number of firings occur even for this show, and Oddie participates in a little good old-fashioned GRAND THEFT CHICKEN.

This episode only, the first ten listeners will be entered into a drawing for a Genuine Imitation Evel Knievel action figure!

Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Dam Zero, Damn Straight" Moore and played by Nigel "The Sexy Goblin Hat-Trick" Collins and Casey "The Great Sanduskys" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @The_PO_Box!

Oddie ventures where EVEN THE HARDIEST Moose-Scout troops fear to tread: THE PLUTONIC TIMBER, deep in the heart of the forest!

WILL he find Carly Figueroa--or what's left of her--in the depths of that OTHERWORLDLY ARBOR?

HOW can he and Kitt get to the fried chicken buffet before all the friggin' tenders and popcorn chicken get taken BY JERKS WHO HAVE NO RESPECT FOR THE HUNGRY LAW?

And WHAT on SOME OF OUR GOD'S green earth leaves footprints the size of a ten-year-old girl???

All of this and instructions on how to build your very own utility-cast on this, the LAST EPISODE of Peculiar Objects to feature Casey Hills!

Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "The Thing About Moosewood Trees" Moore and played by Nigel "The Groove Is In The Heart" Collins and Casey "A Snack-Dense Environment" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @The_PO_Box!

WHAT are Oddie and Kitt going to do now that the youths have completed their DARK RITE?
HOW can they retrieve Carly from a place whence none return?
WHERE is the after-ritual meetup hang-spot, like Denny's, or is it more of a casual fro-yo thing?
THE ANSWERS TO THESE AND ALSO AGGRAVATED SASSING OF AUTHORITY FIGURES on this week's episode!

Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Mr. Funanamé" Moore and played by Nigel "Bread Sandwich" Collins and Casey "Jebediah What-The-Hell" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our Twitter @The_PO_Box!

Oddie and Kitt do their best to infiltrate an ELDRITCH RITE only to discover that all may not be as it seems!

WHO is Chad McChad?

HOW MANY CALORIES are in a Dinkie?

And WHY do cultist robes only come in one size?

Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Not The Eye Of Nyarlathotep" Moore and played by Nigel "Stealth Snacks" Collins and Casey "We Didn't Build The Pyre" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @The_PO_Box!

THIS SUMMER, JOIN YOUR FAVORITE JUNIOR DUMDUMS IN: ESCAPE FROM PORKY’S!

Kitt and Oddie make ready for their stealth mission to investigate the secret skulduggery taking place in Towne Centre AND ALSO for tomorrow’s big math test! It's a safe bet: THEY'RE GONNA NEED A MONTAGE.

CAN the two of them figure out what this apparent cult is up to without getting caught?
WHAT is this group of youths up to, and why do they seem so scared to fail at it?
WHO is the Best Dog, and WHY IS IT KATT?

All of these and also more of Oddie doing his crowd-favorite, patent-pending Gremlin Gromble this week on Peculiar Objects!

Pods & Ends:

-The Empty Bowl

-Staying In With Emily & Kumail

Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Always Fade Out In A Montage" Moore and played by Nigel "Even Stuntmen Love Their Mamas" Collins and Casey "Mistakes Were Made" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @The_PO_Box!

LET THE INFILTRATION OF PORKY’S BEGIN.

HOW will Oddie and Kitt bamboozle their way past a ticket-taker and into the raunchy teen smooching-comedy wherein a CLANDESTINE MEETING is taking place?

WHAT is the nature of the event that the teens of Spencer’s Folly speak of in hushed, afeared tones, but which they also cannot escape?

WHY is it so cuss-darned hard to get a nice paper bag full of hot, buttered peas or a flagon of stew at a cinemadrome these days?

The answers to these and more, and also Oddie just kicks some ASS at some arcade games, this week on Peculiar Objects!

Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "#1 Talking Heads-Head" Moore and played by Nigel "Leader of the Pac-Man" Collins and Casey "Aladdin Up To Trouble" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @The_PO_Box!

STRANGE THINGS are afoot in Spencer's Folly, Alaskanadia:
WHERE has wee Carly Figueroa gone, and how the crap is Oddie supposed to do his science fair presentation without her? HE’S JUST A SMOL BOY.
IF Johnny the soda-jerk is a vampire, how has he left the Four Corners Soda Fountain? AND ALSO HOW IS HE A TWICE-MAN?
WHAT is Porky's, some kinda barbecue joint?

The answers to some of these and more, and also a SHOCKING REVELATION about the true origins of volcanoes! YOUR SUSPICIONS WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG!

Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Polybiamorous" Moore and played by Nigel "Cast of Thousands" Collins and Casey "The Third Nickname" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @The_PO_Box!

The answers to some of these and more, and also a SHOCKING REVELATION about the true origins of volcanoes! YOUR SUSPICIONS WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG!

Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Polybiamorous" Moore and played by Nigel "Cast of Thousands" Collins and Casey "The Third Nickname" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @The_PO_Box!

ProTAGonists, you’re ITgonists!

Meet Eddie “Oddie” Oddwards and Kitt Russell, Junior Lawman, two of the finest young dumdums a town plagued by spooklepated happenings could hope for!

Learn the origins of everyone’s favorite TINY, FREQUENTLY-INJURED DAREDEVIL, who will stop at nothing, who will risk ANYTHING, in the name of SWEET JUMPS.

THRILL at the first time he met the FIERY YOUNG MARSHALL, hot in pursuit of the STREETLIGHT KILLER, a POSSIBLY INHUMAN crepuscular menace!

FEEL THE COCKLES OF YOUR COLD, DEAD HEARTS STIR WITH WARMTH as a friendship is forged that will withstand the ages and the efforts of EVERY CREEPSOME WHATSIT that cares to crawl from the shadows and TRY ITS FRIGGIN’ LUCK!

Peculiar Objects is run by Thony Moore and played by Nigel Collins and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on twitter @The_PO_Box!

ENTER THE MYSTERY OF THE MOOSEWOOD.

Join Nigel and Casey as Thony guides them through a tabletop adventure in the Kids On Bikes system! There're STRANGE DOINGS afoot in Spencer's Folly, a small town in Alaska and/or Maybe Canada in the year 198X, and we're gonna get to the bottom of it!
WHAT is the secret of the moosewood grove that everyone avoids without knowing why?
WHO is the eccentric outsider the business council installed on the island in the middle of Lake Goose Pond, and IS HE, as some have claimed, a MAD FURNITURE SCIENTIST?
And the oldest question of all: IF you slip the guy at the box office in the Ramones shirt a fiver, WILL he actually let you sneak into an R-Rated movie, and WILL IT BE BARTON FINK? Answers to SOME OF THESE AND MORE await in Peculiar Objects!

Peculiar Objects is run by Thony Moore and played by Nigel Collins and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitter @The_PO_Box!