Dice & Virtue: The Ironside Chronicle -- Episode 24: Cosmology 101

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Fleeing the clutches of Baron Vostok and his bruisers, Ali and Tess find themselves quickly enrolled in a crash course on cosmic structure.

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(TFP.S1E26) The Adventure Of The Norwood Builder, Or, The Final Podblem: THE MUSICAL

***CW: This episode contains a brief instance of airhorns and also of Hello! Ma Baby***
It was only a matter of time.
A young lawyer learns he’s a murderer in the midst of his commute: ARE WE NOT OBLIGATED TO ASSUME IT WAS WHILE LISTENING TO THIS VERY PODCAST?
Lestrade tries on a new look: THAT OF SOMEBODY WHO DOESN’T SUCK AT HIS JOB.
Nick and Casey bring you: UNSOLICITED FACTS ABOUT FAMOUS MUSICALS including SECRET VOICE-DOUBLING and the SHOCKING SHARED ORIGINS OF SWEENEY TODD AND FIDDLER ON THE ROOF.
We also do our best to thoroughly intimidate BELOVED DERANGED MERCHANT-PRINCE Brad Kefauver, who has had it TOO GOOD FOR TOO LONG.

PODS & ENDS:
-Firemen: they’re hunky, and it’s safe to say they would be with British accents too.
-Creative Home Engineering, for all your secret passage, oubliette and hidden laboratory needs
-House of Leaves, Mark Z. Danielewski

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Free audio of this week’s story: https://librivox.org/the-return-of-sherlock-holmes-by-sir-arthur-conan-doyle/

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Dice & Virtue: The Ironside Chronicle -- Episode 23: Baron Vostok and Friends

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Tess and Ali take it upon themselves to negotiate on behalf of Ironside and its citizens.

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Dice & Virtue: The Ironside Chronicle -- Episode 22: Surrender is an Option

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Tess and Ali take it upon themselves to negotiate on behalf of Ironside and its citizens.

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(The Final Podblem S1E25) The Disappearance Of Lady Frances Carfax, Or: Two Birds, One Coffin

WHERE has an independently wealthy NOMADIC DAME gone? WHOMST is the BESTIAL, BYRONIC BRITON stalking her across Europe’s naturally-occurring hotels? WHY’M’STD’VE would Holmes stay home and send Watson on a romantic train ride ALL BY HIMS LONESOME when he could be sitting right beside him, pointing out which sheep had clearly been born on Tuesdays? Come join Nick and Casey as they discover the answers to these PUZZLEMENTS, as well as exploring DARING AND NEW donut shapes, enumerating the THREE KINDS of Twilight Zone episode, and the INCREASINGLY IMPROBABLE ways in which their lives have intertwined without their knowledge, featuring on this occasion A CATHEDRAL IN SWISSERLAND, it’s wild.

PODS & ENDS: Smoke Gets In Your Eyes: And Other Lessons From The Crematory by Caitlin Doughty

The Detective Soup of the Week is: Your choice of HOTEL HAM or BURIAL-SHROUD BISQUE

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The Final Podblem is cohosted by Nicholas “The King of Casketball” Cohen and Casey 'Dracula’s Realtor' Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, follow our twitter @TheFinalPodblem, email us at TheFinalPodblem@gmail.com and find our Patreon at patreon.com/semiautomagic, where you can become a patron to support the show, get early episodes and exclusive content!