The Final Podblem: The Adventure Of Noble Bachelor, Or, Nothing Says Love Like Illegal Bones

The guys (Feat. Celebrated Local Cat Denmark J. Cat) discuss a story where almost nothing actually happens, Holmes and Lestrade solve the case of the Knife Alien, Nick recommends a movie where Alfred Pennyworth solves crimes with the bad guy from The Boxtrolls, America returns some blood it borrowed, and Casey fails to invent the word 'creationship' just when he needs it most.

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The Final Podblem: A Scandal In Bohemia, Or, Waiting For The Sun To Blink

What  would scare a king so badly that he sought the help of professional  jack's-ass and amateur sleuth Sherlock and his Holmie Watson? What was  Abraham Lincoln hiding from the American People under that hat? What the  hell is a sex-mink, and is owning a coat made out of one even legal, or  do you HAVE to be a king to get away with that kind of thing? The  answers to all these and more, plus Nick's recipes for impossible  beverages, the secret origins of sunglasses, and why men are truly their  own worst enemy this week on the thing! This thing! You know the thing I  mean.

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The Final Podblem: A Study In Scarlet Part Two, Or, ESCAPE FROM MORMONIA (With Special Guest Scout The Cat)

The guys wonder if they've accidentally picked up the novelization of American Horror Story: Salt Lake City, Nick is a real sport about Casey talking too much religion, we discover that Watson is from Mars and Holmes is from Venus, and two dudes to whom crime is least statistically likely to happen try to figure out society's obsession with True Tales of Murder.

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The Final Podblem: A Study In Scarlet Part One, Or, Holmes And Watson's First Date

A wounded healer and the original defective detective have a meet-cute at a meat-cut, Casey and Nick trade crab-care tips, Nick tells us why calling someone a 'street Arab' is absolutely racist but not for the reasons you'd think and Arthur Conan Doyle meets a whale!

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