The Valley Of Fear, Part Two, Or: Like Cheers, But For Murderers

TO LISTEN TO EPISODE, SET YOUR DECODER-PANTS TO CONSTELLATION PERFECT RED PRINCE, CALIBRATE YOUR THIRD NOSTRIL AND RECITE THE OATH OR PAY THE PRICE

There's TROUBLE IN THE VALLEY and its NAME IS--its--w--ah; our legal team is advising us not to finish this sentence, BUT SUFFICE IT TO SAY: herein lies a TALE OF TRAGEDY, MURDER and COUNTERFEIT COUNTERFEITING. We also find out what percentage of the world is made of crime! The answer may surprise you!

The Detective Soup of the Week is: FRATERNAL FRENCH ONION

Free e-text of this week's story: http://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/3289

Free audio of this week's story: https://librivox.org/the-valley-of-fear-version-3-by-sir-arthur-conan-doyle/

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