At LONG LAST, the showdown with the PTA is at hand!

HOW will Oddie and Kitt convince the most powerful people in town to take the threat lurking in the heart of the Plutonic Timber seriously?

WHO is the President of the PTA, and what stake do they have in KEEPING OUR FAVORITE BOY-SLEUTHS SILENT?

And WHAT do these AGENTS FROM A VAGUE, YET MENACING GOVERNMENT AGENCY want with Kitt Russell, JUNIOR LAWMAN?

The answers to these and also a recipe for homemade Cinnamon Toast Crunch coffee creamer await within!

Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "The Cinnamon Toastvinci Code" Moore and played by Nigel "I Don't Need This Cryptic Crap" Collins and Casey "Kombucha, If I May" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

HOW does the PTA exert such an iron grip over the sleepy hamlet of Spencer’s Folly without so much as breaking a pressed-on nail?

WHY does everyone in town seem to think it would be best for all involved if the search for wee missing Carly Figueroa were abandoned?

WHAT DO a Marshall, Deputy and Dogputy need for breakfast to start their mornings right, AND WHY CAN THEY ONLY HAVE IT WHEN THE BEES ARE ASLEEP?

The answers to these and more with a LITTLE UNEXPECTED HELP from the Mean Girls Wiki, this week on Peculiar Objects, sponsored this episode by Dick Van Patten's Hobo Chili For Dogs!

Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Two Boxes Of Plot Donuts" Moore and played by Nigel "The Daredevil's Way" Collins and Casey "Strudel Spit-Take" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

CW: This episode contains a depiction of verbal spousal abuse that some listeners may find upsetting.

Filled with chicken and investigative spirit, Oddie and Kitt set off to confront the true power holding Spencer's Folly in its manicured grip: The PTA.

CAN your favorite boy sleuths stand up to the most influential organization in town, ONE EVEN MORE POWERFUL THAN THE ONE THAT HAS A COOL CLUBHOUSE WITH CHICKEN AND BILLIARDS?

WHAT is the connection between the Parental Township Authority and the children that vanish from town with EVER-INCREASING FREQUENCY?

WILL Oddie's Golden Girls-themed poems make the finals in the school paper's submission contest, AND THAT LUNCH WITH ESTELLE GETTY AND BURT REYNOLDS FINALLY BE HIS?

All this and a special celebrity guest stops by to give us home maintenance tips, this week on Peculiar Objects!

Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Why Did It Have To Be Dinosaurs" Moore and played by Nigel "Sic Semper Tasty" Collins and Casey "Only Found Three Potential Episode Titles This Week" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

The day has come! All of this NONSENSE with Oddie and Kitt pays off AT LAST, and we meet the TRUE HERO of our tale: JEFF WHO WORKS AT THE VIDEO STORE.

We know, FINALLY, right?

WHO are the true powers that rule over Spencer's Folly? WHAT really happened that night on Moosewood Boulevard? And HOW MUCH is the late fee going to be if Oddie doesn't return Free Fail Points before noon on the due date? THE ANSWERS TO SOME OF THESE and also Oddie crafts a gift from his father into a weapon that would CERTAINLY get him pulled out of line by the TSA on this week's episode!

Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Thanks, Patriarchy" Moore and played by Nigel "Book Fulla Gobbledygook" Collins and Casey "Water-Based Rivers, Water-Based Worlds" Hills, who also edits and produces it, and this episode we're joined by Max "The Four Corners of Spook Central" Matta! Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

Thony and Casey decided to watch every episode of Hey Arnold! and make a podcast about it.

These are their campfire stories.

The Gerald Field Report is created by Thony Moore and Casey Hills. Like all of our shows it can be found at semiautomagicinc.com and at @TheGFReport.