What would scare a king so badly that he sought the help of professional jack's-ass and amateur sleuth Sherlock and his Holmie Watson? What was Abraham Lincoln hiding from the American People under that hat? What the hell is a sex-mink, and is owning a coat made out of one even legal, or do you HAVE to be a king to get away with that kind of thing? The answers to all these and more, plus Nick's recipes for impossible beverages, the secret origins of sunglasses, and why men are truly their own worst enemy this week on the thing! This thing! You know the thing I mean.
Free e-text of this week's story:
Free audiobook of this week's story: