Having survived exploding pirates, inhuman librarian and mom’s stupid new boyfriend, our heroes are confronted with a challenge that may, finally, be their undoing: A nerd who has all the power.

Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Thony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it, and this episode we’re joined by special guest Max Matta, whose writing on spookytype films can be found at HorrorBuzz! Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

The gang recuperates in Spencer’s Folly’s finest and also onliest house of healthcare, plans are made, beignets are not shared because they are for me, and a startling secret is revealed about…wait, that can’t be right, KITT RUSSELL???

Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Thony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

K.R. and Jamal get a hankering for poutine and boot up a game of GTA, DeSoto spends some quality time with his maman’s new beau, and Liz Leighton checks in with us from inside a freezer!

Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Thony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

K.R. and Jamal are given unsettling truths about their town’s relationship with the many-angled things lurking at the edge of the campfire’s light, Jamal cracks his knuckles with a little help from Marshal Redwood, and DeSoto finds himself in the midst of even more brutality, disregard for human life and lawlessness than USUALLY happens in police custody!

Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Thony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

In which DeSoto learns that getting interrogated by your mom isn’t just a figure of speech, Jamal and K.R. learn some unsettling truths about their Old Time Religion, and everyone unanimously agrees that Fire Marshall Dave is the worst, forever.

Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Thony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

In which a librarian is repeatedly terrorized, forces are marshaled for (or against) our heroes, and it’s take your kid to work day!

Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Thony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

A handful of very lucky flies escape a spider’s web, only to discover that their library books are way, WAY overdue.

Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Thony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

Our heroes make a mysterious new acquaintance and have to ask themselves one of the oldest questions of all: how much is keeping their secrets worth to them? Also CAN YOU FORGET HOW TO READ???

Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Thony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

Come on down to the TRUTH-BRARY!
We got Ken, Susan and Sontag, those rascals! We got Marshall Redwood and that dick Fire Marshal Dave! We got gross gestures of peace and goodwill! We got questions about Miranda v. Arizona! We got poutine ideas! WHO ARE YOU TO RESIST?

Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Thony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

AXE AND YE SHALL RECEIVE.

Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Thony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

A man of the people, a man of the truth, and a man of business and leisure
Came to have their portraits made, and found a pirate’s treasure
Three pieces of a secret, three pieces of the past
Standing in a sea of lies, an upright pirate’s mast
Three pieces of eight for K.R., for Jamal and DeSoto
One pirate’s fate in these hallowed halls:
Drink up me hearties, yo ho

Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Thony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

WHO is attacking popacorn DeSoto in the park?

WHAT does Pirate popacorn Timmy know, and who doesn’t popacorn want him to know it?

HOW popacorn can The Mayor afford to buy snacks for an popacorn entire cult on a civil popacorn servant’s salary?

POPACORN, popacorn popacorn popacorn popacorn popacorn???

Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Thony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

It's a big day in Spencer's Folly for three young men, in more ways than they can realize.

WHAT is in the mysterious envelope to Jamal from the mayor, and why is there even a CHANCE it's an omelet?

CAN K.R. face the task before him, ESPECIALLY if he's wearing and embarrassing bunny-mask his mom made?

WHO is the youth offering DeSoto a ride and an opportunity, and WHAT stings will be attached?

Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Thony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

What are these, characters for ANTS.

Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Thony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

And we say that the world isn't dying
And we pray that the world isn't dying
And just maybe the world isn't dying
Maybe she's heavy with child

Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Thony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

Peculiar Objects is run by Thony Moore and played by Nigel Collins and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

This is the end.

Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "The Dream Police" Moore and played by Nigel "The Third Frog Brother" Collins and Casey "Scra-Aps" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

Having snatched victory from the SQUAMOUS TENDRILS of defeat, Kitt and Oddie find themselves back in Spencer's Folly, where everything is 100% as it seems! For reals! It's the town motto! YOU CAN'T MAKE A LIE YOUR TOWN MOTTO, JUST ASK HARDBROOK, MONTANA, "WHERE GORDON LIGHTFOOT LIVES YEAR-ROUND OF HIS OWN FREE WILL".

WHO is the man calling himself the Marshall, and why is he such a DICK?

WHY WOULDN'T Oddie and Kitt partake of some cherry phosphates, their customary Sunday beverages from the Four Corners Druggist & Sundries?

And most of all, WHERE THE HELL IS THEIR DOG?

The answers to some of these and more this week on Peculiar Objects!

Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "A POSSIBLE Murderer" Moore and played by Nigel "A Real Sad Raspberry" Collins and Casey "The Gooening" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINY BEGINS.

CAN Oddie teach a small ghost girl how to KICK ASS before it's too late, without so much as the AID OF A TRAINING MONTAGE?

WILL Delia Spencer accept her own death and become a POLTERGEIST FOR JUSTICE, or just some kinda TINY WHINY SHADE?

And HOW can two small children and a dog fend off THE THING FROM THE HEART OF THE PLUTONIC TIMBER long enough for Kitt to complete THE ANCIENT RITE OF PRISENCOLINENSINAINCIUSOL?

Find out IF YOU DARE this week on Peculiar Objects!

Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Quakesplaining" Moore and played by Nigel "A Treestar In The Wind" Collins and Casey "St. Elmo's Fire Extinguisher" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

Oddie, Kitt and their wee little dead girl go traipsing through an eldritch arbor!

Thrill as Kitt struggles to hold a team together, which is hard when one of your team members IS A GHOST, because, y'know, the ectoplasm.

Chill as Oddie is just shockingly unkind to the Tiniest Specter with almost no provocation, COME ON ODDIE, just because she's dead doesn't mean good manners are!

Spill as you weren't careful enough with your PIPING HOT SOUP! Watch where you're soupin', knucklehead!

Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Solid Woodsmanship" Moore and played by Nigel "For A Good Time, Call The Principle's Mom" Collins and Casey "It's Ghost O'Clock" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!