Episode 28 - The Last Temptations

The Mega Man Boss Rush prophesied has arrived! Solomon's inversion matrix, meant to turn the Throne of Mists in upon itself, finally comes together, and the blow-back rips open some really bad news for the team. Rowan and his boyfriend Xavier Tangleforth V run off to the town lumber mill, Fiona and her girlfriend Peroa Dahlma head over to the cemetery, leaving Solomon and Wake Wagner to dredge the forest.

Episode 27 - The Theotokos Incident

We now rejoin our story in progress as the Task Force deals with the revelation that they're up against Titania's old flame. Rowan and Solomon have themselves a tense confrontation, while getting back to work means paying a visit the latest site of reality unraveling: The Museum of Weird History

Episode 26 - Let's Save Jewish Christmas

Our Holiday season special has arrived, just in time to save Vampire Hanukkah from the clutches of an ancient evil, offending as many people as humanly, faerie-ly, and vampiricly possible. Join Rowan, Fiona, and Solomon as they face down the Hanukkahbra and save Jewish Christmas!

Episode 24 - Fae-sploitation

Fiona and Peroa Dahlma project themselves across metaphysical space-time in their efforts to uncover just what the hell's going on in the Nevernever. The sites of power designated in the Throne of Mists array point to a Fae history that even Fiona doesn't recognize.

Episode 23 - Nothing but Good News

Solomon and Rowan, on their way to meet Rowan's Three-Eye supplier, are intercepted by the illustrious Emperor Dr. Mrs. Bismark, PhD, Esquire Extraordinaire, who informs the buddy-cop duet of a lead she has on a literal nightmare factory that produces the stuff they need in the quantity they need. Their point of contact with the organization, one fearsome Reverend Stitch, proposes an unsavory deal.

Episode 22 - Reaping the Harvest

The Task Force concludes its fight with Mother Harvest and cleans up at the Hearthstone Quarry. Rowan is accosted by the spider-lady he pissed off. Fiona quenches her bloodthirst momentarily. They're all visited by a spectral visage of whatever sits on the Throne of Mists, whom Solomon flips the bird. It's all very exciting.

Episode 21 - Heck Off, Joel

Rowan, Fiona, and Solomon keep their momentum rolling, pointing their ire toward the Hearthstone Quarry, and the final name connected to Mother Harvest. When they piss off the other-worldly scarecrow-obsessed witch, the Task Force finds themselves at odds with a pinecone-grenade laden living tree, a technicolor forest fortress, and a whole lot of bad news.

Episode 20 - After School Debriefing

We recuperate after our victory over The Huntress and her stupid wolf crony at the Westfield Carter Hotel. Solomon reveals a plan that he hopes will turn the tide away from a defensive posture, and bring the fight straight to the Throne of Mists itself.

Episode 19 - Walking PTSD

The task force spreads out to sweep the grounds of Clackimus Middle School. Rowan dopes up, Fiona follows her instincts, and Solomon rummages through files, until they are beset by the sinister agents of The Huntress. Find out whether they survive, this week on Semiautomagic, Inc!

Episode 16 - Complex Eyebrow Semaphore

In this Rowan-centric episode, everyone's favorite bounty hunter with endless underground contacts makes his way to a magic fight club and places a bet for information. When the terms of that bet are put in contention, Rowan finds himself caught in a web of bureaucracy that he must fight to survive.

Episode 14 - Chronic Italianism

We now return to our regularly scheduled podcast, with Rowan's journey into the Dark Womb of Accountancy, Fiona's tea time, and Solomon's anger at silly things slowly coming to a boil. The mystery surrounding January Olliander and Joel Heck begins to bare its threads. All this and more, here on Semiautomagic, Inc!

Episode 10 - Sesame Street

The Magic Gestapo, eerily reminiscent of a certain pair of FBI agents, arrive on the scene at the Portland Museum of Weird History to bring Rowan and Fiona in for questioning. What they all encounter instead has everyone shocked. No one could see this coming. Especially not the hapless wizard whose fault it may or may not be. He had other things going on, okay?!

Episode 08 - Altozephyr

Semiautomagic, Inc is back again this week, with an episode largely devoted to the mystery of Altozephyr, the persona non grata what had enthralled the young Preston boy. Rowan and Fiona pay a visit to the Museum of Weird History, wherein everyone's favorite German-accented curator has uncovered part of our saxophone-based mystery. Things start going bad for Solomon anytime someone mentions the name Altozephyr.

Altozephyr's a meanie.

*Special Note: We're late with this release due to technical difficulty. Because of these events, I've opted to get the episode out there in a mostly-uncut capacity, rather than delay the release any further. I apologize, and will do better next time, lest the beatings continue. -DS

Episode 07 - Unraveling Theodore Preston VI

On this week's episode, our wayward trio of truants clean up the mess they created in their attempt to bring down the dangerous warlock, Theodore Preston VI. It goes better than they expect, thanks to the arrival of a weathered and weary old woman.

Join us for more, every other Monday, right here on Semiautomagicinc.com!